Ivon Kahanek
Proud Russian
SoldierMy name is Ivon Kahanek. I am a proud russian soldier and proud brother of all serbs. I don't have any family back home in russia. I am simply a war machine. I love killing and I love hearing the painful screams of the weak Germans. They think they can pick on our smaller country Serbia, i'd like to see them pick on our largest empire i n the world. I am not a regular soldier. Me and my personal 100 soldiers do not use guns or cannons. We use knifes and our bare hands to kill. We are killing specialist. My mouth is watering thinking of all the germans i will kill and feel thier beating hearts stop in my grasp. We will win the war. along with our friendly countries France and britain. We are known as the Allies. WE WILL PROVAIL AGAINST THE CENTRAL POWERS, PERIOD!!!!
(week 1) 1. My country (Russia) is in ww1 because the greasy Germans gave their full support to Austria-Hungary when they delcared war on our child slav nation,Serbia. since we are the mother of the serbs we started to mobalize our troops. Germany then declared war on us so then we were in the war. There is a little more to why Russia joined the war but i will explain it further in the next article.
2. when i was in high school I heard of the assasination of the arch Duke of Austria-Hungary. I guess the A.D visiting where many serbs and slava lived made nationalist feeling serbs angry. They veiwed it as foreign oppressors. I also read a terrorist group called the black hand killed the A.D and his wife. This led to Austria-Hungary sending serbia a final set of demands. When Serbia did not meet all the demands that they wanted Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia. Germany supported A.H and since we are the mother country of the serbs, we mobalized troops and Germany declared war on us. So all in all the assasination of the A.D led to us bein in the war.
(week 2) 1. MY BATTLE PLAN
What my country needs to do in order to win this war is to kill. We have ovious advantages in this war. We should recruit every man above 17 to join the military. We have the biggest empire in the world so we would have a huge impossibly inteminating army. I know Germans are stupid and ignerate but they are also cowards. If they saw that many blood thirsty Russians ready to kill they would surrender. We would use many weapons. Some men would use machine guns,some rifles, and the real soldiers like me and my strong 100 would use knifes and our bare hands. So i guess the only tactic we would use is intemination with numbers.
2. This propaganda poster is from my country. It's purpose i to make the germans look stupid and irlitterate. It has a hillbilly type person swingin a hammer so they look stupid and not smart. Might i add they are way more then that. Don't even get me started on those greasy germans.The technique used is demoniation. It makes Germany look bad and makes Russia's cause look better then Germany's.
3. My home land is in the middle of a civil war. I love war until i have to kill my own country men. If it were up to me I would turn all the war efforts toward the Central weakness ,sorry i guess they're called the Central Power. But as you know also Russia dropped out of the war because of it. Now, we kinda left Britain and France out to dry because it was a 2 front war but now its only going to be a 1 front war. Me personaly feel we betrayed our allies because now they have way more pressure now. My country has no chance in winning the war because we are not in it no more. I wish the best of luck to the allies in the rest of the war. By the way yesterday i read in the paper that the United States joined France and Germany. It said something about those stupid germans killing 128 American citizens and some note that the U.S found out about that said the germans were going to help the Mexicans get back some land of the U.S. There president declared war on Germany.
(week 3) extra StuFF,,,,,,,,me and my soldiers spent christmas eating and drinking whiskey all night. Those Germans tried to sneak up on us but me and my strong 100 killed most of them and then those cowards ran. But it wasn't a surprise coming from GERMANY. WE exchanged possesions from the dead Germans as presents and sleep with our eyes open for the rest of the night.
(week 4) 1.The fact that The Treaty of VERSAILLES was sighned is proof that there is a god. I feel more happiness in hearing that the Germans got such a mass punishment then I did slaughtering them and that is hard to beat. My country is happy because our allies won the war. In a way I am glad that the war is over for good but I hate that my own country is killing itself. I guess most of the violence is over for now. When I returned home It was even more crazy here then in the war. The morale of the town was down because of the fighting and crazyness going on. I was recieved back to normal life not long at all because i started my own war reinactment show chain. It brings back good and bad memories but eighther way I'm a killer and since the war ended I have been blood thirsty. Thanks for reading my soldiers blog.
Ivon Kahanek
Proud Russian
Soldier My name is Ivon Kahanek. I am a proud russian soldier and proud brother of all serbs. I don't have any family back home in russia. I am simply a war machine. I love killing and I love hearing the painful screams of the weak Germans. They think they can pick on our smaller country Serbia, i'd like to see them pick on our largest empire i n the world. I am not a regular soldier. Me and my personal 100 soldiers do not use guns or cannons. We use knifes and our bare hands to kill. We are killing specialist. My mouth is watering thinking of all the germans i will kill and feel thier beating hearts stop in my grasp. We will win the war. along with our friendly countries France and britain. We are known as the Allies. WE WILL PROVAIL AGAINST THE CENTRAL POWERS, PERIOD!!!!
(week 1) 1. My country (Russia) is in ww1 because the greasy Germans gave their full support to Austria-Hungary when they delcared war on our child slav nation,Serbia. since we are the mother of the serbs we started to mobalize our troops. Germany then declared war on us so then we were in the war. There is a little more to why Russia joined the war but i will explain it further in the next article.
2. when i was in high school I heard of the assasination of the arch Duke of Austria-Hungary. I guess the A.D visiting where many serbs and slava lived made nationalist feeling serbs angry. They veiwed it as foreign oppressors. I also read a terrorist group called the black hand killed the A.D and his wife. This led to Austria-Hungary sending serbia a final set of demands. When Serbia did not meet all the demands that they wanted Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia. Germany supported A.H and since we are the mother country of the serbs, we mobalized troops and Germany declared war on us. So all in all the assasination of the A.D led to us bein in the war.
(week 2) 1. MY BATTLE PLAN
What my country needs to do in order to win this war is to kill. We have ovious advantages in this war. We should recruit every man above 17 to join the military. We have the biggest empire in the world so we would have a huge impossibly inteminating army. I know Germans are stupid and ignerate but they are also cowards. If they saw that many blood thirsty Russians ready to kill they would surrender. We would use many weapons. Some men would use machine guns,some rifles, and the real soldiers like me and my strong 100 would use knifes and our bare hands. So i guess the only tactic we would use is intemination with numbers.
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It's purpose i to make the germans look stupid and irlitterate. It has a hillbilly type person swingin a hammer so they look stupid and not smart. Might i add they are way more then that. Don't even get me started on those greasy germans.The technique used is demoniation. It makes Germany look bad and makes Russia's cause look better then Germany's.
3. My home land is in the middle of a civil war. I love war until i have to kill my own country men. If it were up to me I would turn all the war efforts toward the Central weakness ,sorry i guess they're called the Central Power. But as you know also Russia dropped out of the war because of it. Now, we kinda left Britain and France out to dry because it was a 2 front war but now its only going to be a 1 front war. Me personaly feel we betrayed our allies because now they have way more pressure now. My country has no chance in winning the war because we are not in it no more. I wish the best of luck to the allies in the rest of the war. By the way yesterday i read in the paper that the United States joined France and Germany. It said something about those stupid germans killing 128 American citizens and some note that the U.S found out about that said the germans were going to help the Mexicans get back some land of the U.S. There president declared war on Germany.
(week 3) extra StuFF,,,,,,,,me and my soldiers spent christmas eating and drinking whiskey all night. Those Germans tried to sneak up on us but me and my strong 100 killed most of them and then those cowards ran. But it wasn't a surprise coming from GERMANY. WE exchanged possesions from the dead Germans as presents and sleep with our eyes open for the rest of the night.
(week 4) 1.The fact that The Treaty of VERSAILLES was sighned is proof that there is a god. I feel more happiness in hearing that the Germans got such a mass punishment then I did slaughtering them and that is hard to beat. My country is happy because our allies won the war. In a way I am glad that the war is over for good but I hate that my own country is killing itself. I guess most of the violence is over for now. When I returned home It was even more crazy here then in the war. The morale of the town was down because of the fighting and crazyness going on. I was recieved back to normal life not long at all because i started my own war reinactment show chain. It brings back good and bad memories but eighther way I'm a killer and since the war ended I have been blood thirsty. Thanks for reading my soldiers blog.